This special Holiday Consumer Edition of Too Late To Be First sends a shout out to every revolting pig slob who is contributing to filling the five ocean gyres with growing islands of floating plastic waste and making a dump of our nations waterways and beaches. This is REVOLTING, YOU DISGUSTING PIGS!!!
You're too late to be first, but how about making the most recent time you threw trash out the window of your car, or in an alley where "it doesn't matter anyway" ... your LAST.
And while you're at it, get off your lazy bum and RECYCLE.
You're too late to be first, but how about making the most recent time you threw trash out the window of your car, or in an alley where "it doesn't matter anyway" ... your LAST.
And while you're at it, get off your lazy bum and RECYCLE.
