Fill The Entire Internet

Yep! You heard right! THE INTERWEB is officially all fulled up! Yepper, FULLY FULL FULL FULLED ALL THEY WAY UP, Y'ALL.

From now on, you'll have use newspapers, post-it notes, recycled toilet paper ... anything but interweb space, because the internet is all filled up. Must have been all that code bloat in beating Microsoft for desktop apps.

Please. Nobody actually believes this bilge, do they?
Google, so successful that it doesn't have room on the Internet to accommodate all its advertising clients ... "This is money that our advertisers would spend with us if we had the online inventory for them to spend it on," said Tom Phillips, Google's director of print advertising.
WTF?! If we had the inventory? How can there be a limit to the amount of advertising space on the internet? Answer: There can't be. My bet? What's happening is that the strongly-branded space (as are all the "good" domain names) is more or less spoken for and Google has no other idea how to capture the Power of the People as the final frontier for content creation and value.

In other words, YOU are the value of sites like YOUtube, but A.) YOUtube is only the tip of the so-called social web iceberg, and B.) nobody has the first clue as to how to aggregate and position the amorphous, fragmented, collective YOU as an attractive brand for advertisers when YOU are a constantly shifting and undulating population of increasingly diverse and distributed human beings publishing stuff all over the place at rate that no average PhD monkey could have ever imagined.

RedOrbit - Technology - Google Tests Plan to Take Ad Overflow to Newspapers

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